#!/usr/bin/python3 import datetime today = datetime.date.today() birthday = datetime.date(1965, 6, 5) diff = today - birthday days = diff.days + 1 ordinal = lambda n: "%d%s" % (n,"tsnrhtdd"[(n//10%10!=1)*(n%10<4)*n%10::4]) ordinal = ordinal(days) sig1 = " Written by Thomas Krichel http://openlib.org/home/krichel" sig2 = f" on his {ordinal} day. " intro = '{sig1}\n' text += f' {sig2}' extro = ' \n\n' print(intro) print(text) print(extro)